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Crossposted from https://fedia.io/m/technology@lemmy.world/t/3871099

TLDR: Tesla will have as many robotaxis as Waymo in the year 2111, if the current growth rate holds (and if Waymo doesn't add a single additional vehicle). So... I'm guessing the Tesla stock price will skyrocket.

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[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Huh? Tesla doesn't have 5K cars. They have 39 and probably an operator for each, or they would have more cars on the road already.

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today -2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Waze? Waze is a maps app.

Waymo was mentioned, but they don't have 5k cars either.