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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 69 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I thought this guy was a legit scientist, but I read his recent book Quantum Supremacy and it was all shit like "with quantum computing, in the future you will be able to solve athlete's foot". Literally everything you can think of is going to be quantummaxxed by cubits, according to him. Need your car serviced but the garage isn't open on Sundays? Quantum computing. Need your mother-in-law to dial down the snarky comments about your new house? QUANTUM COMPUTING. Frequently walk into a room, forget why you went in there, leave, then immediately remember why you went in the second you cross the threshold? MOTHERFUCKING QUANTUM COMPUTING!

I'm sure he is a legit scientist, of course, but as a science communicator and terminal book-hawker, he's no better than Joe Rogan.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 40 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

he's 80. he's just old and losing it and trying to stay relevant.

he is legit and was dope in the 90s/2000s, he has just started losing his mind due to being old.

sort of like trump and tariffs. those were suppose to solve my athlete's foot too.

[–] square@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Shit, he's 80? I guess I haven't seen him in a while. Back when the cable stations with educational names actually had educational programming, and not just reality trash, he was pretty dope.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

dude has been a public figure for over 40 years.

[–] square@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

40 years, it can't be that long, I'm only...fuck

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

A young woman from Washington state university has already proven classical computers can solve just as well as quantum if you give them equal advantages. Everything saying quantum computing is faster is operating on the unspoken principle of having the entire data grid already preloaded and comparing it to classical computers who do not have the entire data grid preloaded but when you give them both the magic preload pill quantum computers aren’t any better than classical

https://www.geekwire.com/2018/uw-grad-student-researching-quantum-computing-proved-classical-computers-better-thought/

if you give them equal advantages

I think this is key. Top Supercomputers can currently simulate up to 50 cubits. Quantum computing is already at 98 cubits