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An 82-Year-Old Congresswoman Told a Fourth Grader His Teacher Was Feeding Him Propaganda. His Essay Was About Electric Cars (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Janet Reno, and the name of the city is Waco.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In my defense I've read way too much shit that uses K instead of a hard C that my brain just forgets hard C is a thing. Also why do we even have a hard C let's just use Ks instead.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I'll go one step further. Why have Cs at all. Hard Cs can be Ks, and soft Cs can be Ss. And while we're at it, Ph can get the fuck out too.

I've said as much to my wife, who reminded me my name has both a C and a Ph.