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If it were a man fucking 1000 girls in a day, we'd all celebrate. What's more unattractive than a high body count? Insecurity.
This statement makes me doubt that you know any actual human people irl.
How are all of you so blind to not see the obvious double standard. Many men have been celebrated for their promiscuity and even their sinister actions. Trump is one of these men and managed to win the US election twice. It's worth celebrating Bonnie blue for at least doing it for the hustle.
Trump is celebrated for being a pedo and a cheat? What reality you live on?
The left is hounding everyone about how it makes him a shit person, and the right pretends it never happened in order to not hurt his image.
There's nothing worth celebrating in a person deciding that fucking 1000 people in a day is a life goal
He blatantly gloats about his lifestyle and while today he's shy about Epstein and young girls he certainly wasn't back on campaign in 2016. The point being that men receive a less critical eye regarding sexual promiscuity compared to women. I trust you get that and you're just being difficult to frustrate me. I'll let it pass.
him being proud of being a pedo freak and a cheat doesn't mean he is being celebrated for it.
You're fucking insane if you think a guy fucking 1000 girls in a day as some sort of publicity stunt wouldn't be as mocked as the other way around.
It wouldn't be talked about with as much controversy, no way. It certainly wouldn't have the same staying power that Bonnie's scene has managed.
No, did you get your idea of gender roles from reading feminist books in the 90's while never having actually set foot on earth's surface from your flying saucer? A lot of men and women would have various kinds of issues if you were a man who fucked 1000 women in one day you fucking space alien.
wow, wow, buddy. this is the internet.
we can't have reasonable and common sense takes here. JUST GENDER RAGE.
should report you for HATE speech, with all this reasonable commentary you have here.
It's absolutely a double standard mate, don't be daft.
tell that to all the women in my life i've dated who think i'm a filthy slut for sleeping with more than a handful of women.
and who had more partners than me. almost as if the double-standard is the person's projected shame.
I'm sure the two girls you experienced this with are a fair measure of half the human population. You're so wise, what other enlightened opinions do you have?
All? Nah, I'd be wearing PPE and calling a health department to give people STD tests and see if a super spreader event just happened, regardless of sex, gender, or orientation.
No way the condoms are having a 100% success rate at the number in a single 24 hours.
Yep that's right, orgies and sex parties are notorious for diseases. There's no way the exact opposite is true and you're a lazy bigot who couldn't be more clever insulting pro sex communities. Crack another joke jester, but maybe try this time yeh?
Doesn't even seem physically possible...
Not with that attitude!
I could probably suck a thousand cocks in a day. Maybe get a few of them with just hjs.
The theoretical maximum would be 4 hand jobs at once. Supposing one BJ and 4 HJs, and a generous 10 minutes per batch, you could, in theory, get up to 720 in 24 hour period. To get to 1000, you'd need to complete your batches in 7 minutes or less.
Idk my head game is p strong. I bet I could cycle through each group of four in 5 minutes.
Maybe put some porn or something on in the background for the guys so I'm not trying to work them up from nothing.
My biggest worry would honestly just be food and water. I'm a prissy bitch when I haven't eaten and idk if horny me is strong enough to power through. If anything would stop me from getting through all thousand in 24 hours, it'd probably be the french fry break.
If we're only counting penetration, it ain't that wild
That's because without a heart exploding amount of drugs, it is not possible.