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How do you get down from an elephant? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 17 hours ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You don't. You get down from a duck.

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[–] Monument@piefed.world 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I think it’s easier to get down from a goose than a duck.
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[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Hah, I thought I got it and I still didn't quite get it. I was thinking of "get down" as in lowering your body. Like, your body is lowered from the act of ducking. Get down from a duck(ing position).

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

I thought get down meant "disembark", like an elephant is too tall for you to climb down, but here's a friendly, robust duck who likes to ferry humans about. We don't know what his problem is.

[–] Monument@piefed.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The ol’ parka boogie.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 points 14 hours ago

it tickles boogies