Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 days ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You don't. You get down from a duck.

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[–] iatenine@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh. That actually explains a lot (uses to hear the term "down feather" as a kid every now and then)

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I interpreted it completely differently, when you "duck", you crouch down

[–] jaycifer@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

That was my first thought as well, but it left me wondering what elephants had to do with getting up (or something along those lines).