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Two Americans Arrested for Terrifying Baby Monkey Punch in Reckless Promotional Stunt (essential-japan.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"Punch" is the name of the adorable baby monkey. There was no violence, thankfully. All of the animals are unharmed.

And the point of this idiocy?

It was later revealed that this appalling stunt was orchestrated purely as a promotional gimmick for a cryptocurrency meme coin.

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[–] imhungry@leminal.space 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I hate english headlines. I can almost never parse the meaning

No, you just hate illiterate people who write English headlines.

Should be,

Two Americans Arrested for Terrifying the Baby Monkey, "Punch," in Reckless Promotional Stunt

The addition of the two commas, the word "the" and quotes around the word "punch" are grammatically necessary and change the meaning of the sentence.