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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Fmstrat@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's a big assumption. Maybe it was a crossbolt safety stored in accessible way. Still dumb, definitely unsafe, bit maybe not quite the unsafety we imagine.

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

What in the fresh dumbassery is this comment? If your dog is shooting your shotgun then you have ROYALLY fucked up. Not kinda fucked up. Not "I dunno guys the situation might be different than we understand."

If your dog shoots me, you have thrown away all avenues of diplomacy. The time for words has ended. WAR. You just declared war.