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But before [the deputy] could get very far with his explanation, Ms. Thomas held up her right arm. There was no phone in it. There had never been a phone in it because she has no right hand.

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[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cops should be penalized for citations and arrests that are thrown out or dismissed.

Make it mean something to them for when they get it wrong.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago

There is technically a process to do this, but it takes significant time and resources. Additionally it's likely you will experience retaliation during the process.