this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 91 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

She had it coming after the incident with the bees.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 16 hours ago

He struck her down but she became more powerful than he could possibly imagine.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 23 hours ago

This is fake news. Tom Cruise never killed Oprah with lightning, he was just tickling her with it.