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She called me because she couldn't get her car started after work. We had to get it towed out of the underground parking which is quite a pain in the ass apparently.

I spent a couple hours troubleshooting the issue (smoky exhaust, barely started, ran like shit) and I burned out the starter in the process and had to put a new one in. Starters in these little 3.7L engines are pretty pathetic.

At some point in all this she mentioned she had filled up before driving to work, so I figured out how to jumper the fuel pump and pumped out this piss-colored junk. Feels oily like diesel, doesn't burn explosively like you'd expect with straight gas.

Fresh fuel and some Seafoam snake oil to maybe clean injectors. Since I didn't drop the tank to clean it perfectly, she's going to put small amounts in for a few fills and burn it off completely between fills because the solution to pollution is dilution.

Her receipt showed she uses the gas pump, not the diesel, so I'm wondering how many people got to deal with this bullshit since I'm guessing the station got an entire compartment contaminated. Haven't bothered to talk to the company, since I did the work myself and they certainly aren't going to reimburse me for my time.

Ah well, it's an excuse to do a pile of other maintenance I'd planned anyway and had parts for.

Wife is happy she isn't buying a new car. Happy wife, happy life.

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Man that sucks.

There was a tiktok prank where the wife calls the husband with this exact complaint and says it happened after filling up a new gas station that had yellow pumps. Then they record the husband's realization the wife means diesel in the gas. 😥

My wife called me from work and gave the spiel about being stranded, and we got to the yellow pump part. And in my head I'm thinking aww crap. But I said no problem, go to the nearest store and grab a coffee/snack, I'll get a tow truck to come.

After a while she said LOL, just kidding. And she asked why I was so calm about it. And so I explained that she has done quite a few things to/with the car that I can't waste energy on being frustrated and instead just deal with the logistics of these things.

She said she wasn't sure if that was a good or bad thing...means its happened too much. LOL

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

Your wife played a TikTok prank on you? Personally I would be far more upset about that than the car.

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 minutes ago

one is a joke you don't like, the other is hundreds of dollars or more