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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Pissing in the soup" doesn't really work here unless you're adulterating the software with something malicious.

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 86 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This was in response to rsync having horrible new bugs from vibe coding that were so bad that people thought they had malware. Does the intent matter when the end result is the same?

[–] somegeek@programming.dev 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Holy crap I thought rsync is a super serious and professional program. Didn't thought they ruin it with vibecodeing.

A lot of important infra depends rsync.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I believe serious one is openrsync, the openbsd fork that does NOT have vibe-coding.

[–] it_wasnt_arson@awful.systems 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Apparently the project got overwhelmed with LLM vulnerability reports, so the last person in the world who actually cared enough to keep maintaining it gave up and gave in to the spop himself.

[–] somegeek@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

I read that the guy is a legend and genius (I believe that because rsync is fantastic. He invented that). I trust in him knowing what he's doing. We should give him a hand if we want it to be better.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

You mean like near every program?

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfiltered river water might be a better comparison. It's not intentionally poisoned, but you might not want to drink it if you don't have to.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Vibe coded software is closer to "unfiltered water collected from public toilet bowls" than "unfiltered water". We KNOW it's almost guaranteed to be unsanitary!

Good comparison, too.