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“You know, this is the only commencement speech that I’m giving this year and so I’ve watched a few highlights of graduation speeches where this or that corporate leader will discuss artificial intelligence, AI, and be met with literal boos,” Vance said as he wrapped up his remarks.

“Now, you can’t boo me. I’m the vice president of the United States,” he added, drawing laughs.

that's pretty cringe

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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

truly some small dick energy here

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Bro, top republicans look so good right now, just raw alpha big dog energy.

I miss pre Botox Mike Johnson when you could see his ass turn red when he lied.