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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They probably do know. They just aren't meant for protecting your personal property

[–] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

And Detective Conan Doyle O'Brien really did just let his bro fuck around and watch porn and even bring a stripper into the station during footage reviewing hours. Of course, Stuart was quite shocked to hear he was not invited to the stag do later that weekend

[–] SkepticalButOpenMinded@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I dunno. "Don't attribute to malice that which can be sufficiently explained by stupidity." I can totally believe that the average police officer has not thought this through. "5 hours of footage! We don't have 5 hours to look for one bike."