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Virginia woman sues Outback Steakhouse after slipping on mashed potatoes (www.pilotonline.com)

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[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 day ago

Yes obviously I'm talking about how it's the corporation that wants to stall and drag it out, not the person suing them. The game plan is to delay and run up the costs and hope the person suing them runs out of time or money. Then only offer a settlement once it gets close enough to going to court and looking like they aren't going to win, which is frequently known before it gets to trial based on the evidence in play.