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An oldie but goldie.
Meanwhile cats just showed up, said that they live here now. 10,000 years later, cats run the internet and more or less still the same genetically for the past 10,000 years.
People get a dog to feel like a god. People get a cat so they have a god sitting on their chest meowing at them for food at 6 am.
They kill rats.
Keep the granaries uninfested.
And roughly half of them also carry a parasite that rewires the brain/neurological DNA of humans via epigenetic manipulation.
Also they can be adorable.
I thought that parasite wasn't carried long-term by cats, only by humans?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii
Can infect basically any mammal, but cats are their preffered hosts.
That doesn't stop people from trying.