this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2026
715 points (99.6% liked)

People Twitter

10069 readers
1010 users here now

People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.

RULES:

  1. Mark NSFW content.
  2. No doxxing people.
  3. Must be a pic of the tweet or similar. No direct links to the tweet.
  4. No bullying or international politcs
  5. Be excellent to each other.
  6. Provide an archived link to the tweet (or similar) being shown if it's a major figure or a politician. Archive.is the best way.

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The trick is to tell absolutely nobody then poke your mouse every few mins to make Teams think you're still online while playing games or reading. Or so I'm told.

[–] lietuva@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

place your mouse on a analog watch, trust me

[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

That's pretty genius, and I happen to have one a foot away from where my mouse usually hangs out lol. I'll...tell my friend.