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Shopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thief (www.bbc.com)

submitted 1 week ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's what the back is for. It's where they keep all the good stuff.

Haven't you ever worked retail?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just at my uncle's adult book shop when I was a kid. I wasn't allowed in the back. Is that what he kept back there?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Yes the good stuff.