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[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 304 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Having a drink to calm the nerves is one thing, but spending several minutes taking shots of vodka before a date sounds like straight-up alcoholic behavior. Unless OP is greatly exaggerating, either she has a massive tolerance, or she would end up a drunken mess in front of her date, which would probably be much worse than a case of the nerves.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 120 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If I knew my date hand just taken five shots in short order the first thing I'd probably ask them is, "Can I call you a cab?"

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago

I'm not a cab... YOUR A CAB... whatsh werz we tulking abit

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

What if you had also taken five shots in short order?

The plot thickens.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In that case I'd be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Sounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd go shot for shot with her and we'd have a fucking blast.

Bunch of fucking virgins in here.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

It wasn't until I got clean that I came to understand that non-alcoholocs don't see drinking as a competitive activity.

Good luck, I hope it never gets bad for you but that's usually a question of when, not if.

Every girl I've ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

To be fair they said “5 minutes” but did not give a number of shots.

“s” implies at least 2, leaving some wiggle room that they where not accustomed to strong liquor and had trouble getting It down. 2 of them because they underestimate the effect of just one.

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They also used the word "chug," which is almost certainly an exaggeration to some degree, but it certainly implies more than two, IMO.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago

You don't "pound" 2 shots. I feel like that's a 4-5 shot minimum.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You don't "pound" 2 shots. I feel like that's a 4-5 shot minimum.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You don't think I can pound two shots!?

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Live your dreams

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm pretty resistant to alcohol and numbing medications. I could do two double shots and just barely have the edge taken off.

Of course, I'd not even consider drinking to ease nerves, and there's no f'ing way I'd be doing shots in my car; that's a great way to get a DUI in most places.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're not even supposed to have alcohol within arms reach. Technically they can pull you over for having it on the back seat although I'm not sure how they would notice that.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not in Mississippi, it's actually legal to drink while driving provided you're under the limit.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

yeah laws on that vary wildly by location

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Sounds very much like she was driven by a friend...

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Much worse for him.