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If I knew my date hand just taken five shots in short order the first thing I'd probably ask them is, "Can I call you a cab?"
I'm not a cab... YOUR A CAB... whatsh werz we tulking abit
What if you had also taken five shots in short order?
The plot thickens.
In that case I'd be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful.
Hippocrate
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Sounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley.
Nerd!
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I'd go shot for shot with her and we'd have a fucking blast.
Bunch of fucking virgins in here.
It wasn't until I got clean that I came to understand that non-alcoholocs don't see drinking as a competitive activity.
Good luck, I hope it never gets bad for you but that's usually a question of when, not if.
Every girl I've ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5.