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‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Homemade ranch with fresh herbs, garlic, buttermilk and fish sauce is amazing.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I like using tarragon in place of dill.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 4 hours ago

Never thought about fish sauce! I usually just use a cheap packet and a small container of sour cream. Might throw in a scoop of mayo if I'm feeling frisky. But I did just get a new bottle of squid brand, and I want to use it as much as possible before the flip top takes a shit.

I think I'm about to fuck up some veggies.