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[โ€“] drath@lemmy.drath.ru 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Fake criminal money more legit than government money. One day I woke up to the news that all my deposits are frozen indefinitely, that I am not allowed to carry cash abroad, and that I am not allowed to get bank accounts or transfers from any foreign institutions. .Thank fuck for crypto and that I had some. It literally saved my life, so yeah, fake criminal money by a long shot for me.

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 15 hours ago

Selfhost instance on .ru

Checks out. Hows the outlaw life?