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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9525207

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 24 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Without glasses, I thought that said "illegal crab company" and I was all in.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

that's what I read with glasses, and I thought it was about garage crab farming

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 hour ago

Again, I'm all in.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 11 points 55 minutes ago (1 children)

Fake Money for Criminals.

Turns out things for criminals sometimes can be an okay thing for noncriminals.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 points 39 minutes ago (1 children)

Say your country makes baby formula illegal to push some breastfed is the only way agenda, would you consider a mother buying formula online with crypto a criminal?

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 12 points 36 minutes ago

Legal != Moral

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 3 points 25 minutes ago

Its an old meme And it all started with illegal banking for musk and their... That should make the cut

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 2 points 15 minutes ago

It doesn't have to be like this though.

Here, for example, Uber is not allowed and Airbnbs are regulated

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 18 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Fake money probably, it allows me to easily buy drugs from online.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 27 minutes ago

You just reminded me that it's been a couple of decades since I Candyflipped. Need to do that again soonish...

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 points 40 minutes ago

If people value it I guess it isn't so fake. Most "legit" currencies are just the goverment promising you its worth something anyway.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 27 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Ride sharing, short term rentals, Crypto, and AI?

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 minutes ago

Yup, the AI is definitely “the plagiarism machine.” 🤣 I’m using that from now on.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 1 points 8 minutes ago

I want a none of the above option.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

fake money for criminals

are they talking about crypto or fiat? because it's impossible to tell.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 hour ago

They're the same picture.

All money is fake money for criminals.