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[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 63 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (8 children)

tbh baldurs gate and cyberpunk really lacked a proper donger slider

would even be lore accurate with cybernetic dick enhancements in cyberpunk and magic in dnd

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 25 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Sorry. That's on me.

I was the one responsible for implementing the donger slider in Cyberpunk but I kept getting distracted with all the donger slider field research.

Honestly a real-life donger slider is worth the investment.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

True. I invested in my left hand early on and it has really paid off.

[–] tzrlk@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

just gotta wait till they do a FATAL CRPG...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

yeah and why can't we buy exploding dick enhancements (or dick cannons) like that one dude we gotta give a ride to

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Cyberpunk had some great mods, though. It's just too bad they didn't show up in the sex scenes.

[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 4 points 5 hours ago

You need to reevaluate where you get your mods. There's plenty of mods specifically changing the sex scenes, expanding them, and allowing ridiculous things to happen within them.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

There are ads in game and a quest dedicated to the Mr Studd penis implant so it'd be canon too

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I feel like there are cybernetic dick enhancements in cyberpunk but they're not widespread or used a lot. Like they usually are peddled by sketchy folks and don't seem to be something advertised that much.

I mean, good chance I'm wrong on that but that was kind of the vibe I got playing the game.

Dong slider is a hilarious thought. I don't know enough about coding and game development but it feels like it might be hard to get the animations right if you had a slider vs selection because you'd have to be figuring out animations for those titties or cock on the fly.

But maybe that's just me showing my lack of knowledge, perhaps a slider from tiny titties to big ol tatas is already a thing in some games. I guess it's also dependent on the game engine.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Fantasy games should have that one extra ring slot.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 0 points 7 hours ago

underrated comment

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I mean there’s that one guy who said it felt like his dick was stuck in a goddamn pencil sharpener

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but his implant was broken.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

never buy a used mr studd