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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"He's using you for your body."

And I'm using him for his.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

god forbid people gasp enjoy sex

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

everytime you have sex and enjoy it, jesus cries (/s)

god made you, body and soul, but he made you mostly to suffer against your own nature, because god is a masochist or sth (/s)

no but seriously. i can't think of a more detrimental effect on our people than the mindset of the church of england.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

OP is only recently 18. Sexual partner is over 50. It's not 100% sunshine and roses.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

that's two consenting adults enjoying each others' company. the sunshine and roses level isn't really anyone's business but theirs

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Gives me the ick. Serious Trump vibes.

The whole "daddy, please tell the bodyguards to bonk me, they're refusing because they think you'll sack them!" thing and the "daddy please can I bonk one of your middle aged chums?" stuff is all more than weird to me.

She comes across as happy and knowing exactly what she wants, so that's a positive, but I think her dad has a very weak 'no' game and has had for years and years. Not everything that we want at 18 is good for us. Only a handful of months ago she was a literal child.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 hour ago

the thing is you gotta draw the adulthood line somewhere and just let young adults have sexual autonomy

OP may or may not be having a healthy relationship that they may or may not regret later but they're well within their right to point out that that's nobody's business but their own and they shouldn't be getting unsolicited judgment for it