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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Which is roughly

10971 football fields

3933333 parking spots

14640199 king size beds

5624404194 iPhone 12s or

7994579946 chocolate bars

#AnythingButMetric #Im32DonutsTall

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are we talking regular parking spots, or Costco parking spots? And what kind of chocolate bars?

Regular and Almond Joy.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is America, how many burgers?

Between two and three trillion.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Roughly 1 Bermuda