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GWAR Say They Never Heard from Secret Service Until Trump Became President (consequence.net)

submitted 8 hours ago by nocturne@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 35 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

They say they killed 4 decades worth of presidents and never got any call from secret service. I promise you, thats because Clinton was too busy getting laid and playing the saxaphone, Bush was too busy with 9/11, Obama was too busy breaking barriers and dealing with his own death threats, and Biden......honestly, Biden is so old I wouldn't be surprised if he never had a clue what was going on around him.

You think any of them give a fuck, or have even heard of GWAR?

But I guarentee you, tRump was googling his own name, trying to find people praising him. Came across some entertainment story covering GWAR. So tRumps name came up as a death story. His little fee-fees got a boo-boo, and sent the literal secret service to deal with it.

This is who we're dealing with as our president.

Hey, quick question. Honest question. Does anyone have any arguement to be made for how the united states shouldn't officially be labeled as a fascist country?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 20 points 5 hours ago

I'm pretty sure "antifa labelled as terrorists and anti-American" is about as officially fascist as you're going to get.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Californian here. Regretfully, I have no argument. We'll get her back, but I have no doubt it will hurt

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

shouldn’t officially be labeled as a fascist country?

There's no 'official' registry of fascist states.

To be clear, it's still a fascist shit hole.