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GWAR Say They Never Heard from Secret Service Until Trump Became President (consequence.net)

submitted 8 hours ago by nocturne@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I have seen GWAR: crucify the pope, disembowel George Bush, split Paris Hilton in half, rip babies out of protestors, shove a giant cross up a priest’s ass, chop off a skinhead’s head and throw it into a living toilet and stuff Henry Rollins into a giant meat grinder. Powerful fun. GWAR shows were the best. It’s cartoon violence. Even at it’s most patently offensive, it’s hilarious.

[–] guitarfosec@infosec.pub 3 points 15 minutes ago

If Trump had seen them chop off Obama’s head at Riot Fest like I did, he would be celebrating them and feeding them Arby’s at the White House.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

So like a Mola Ram C-section? I like GWAR a decent bit I guess but that doesn't really seem to go with the others in the group just makes me wonder the context.