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Serious question, why isn’t LeBron selling his sperm? (alien.top)
submitted 10 months ago by ilikepastawparmesan@alien.top to c/nba@nba.space
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Like dead serious, bro has a once in a lifetime DNA. He should create a whole country out of it. And call it The Kingdom.

But anyone that gets pregnant from his sperm can’t have any access to LeBron’s money.

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[–] Xsy@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (6 children)

This dude really out here thinkin' about LeBron's cum.

[–] fuelseph@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don’t be immature. We are having a serious adult conversation here.

So anyway are we talking IVS or is Lebron going to plow town on all these chicks in The Kingdom?

[–] No_Picture_1212@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

If we’re doing ivs then why limit it to 500? Not ambitious enough. This is the king we’re talking about here

[–] Vordeo@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

IVS, obviously. Let's be serious here. And of course the extraction method is going to be volunteer Redditors from this sub giving him handies.

[–] SquimJim@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

volunteer Redditors

Idk if that's the route you wanna go. They won't have the self-control to limit themselves to their hands and not swallow. Can't save up the sperm that way

[–] Bobonenazeze@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

This is peak off season chat. What's it doing here, now?

[–] Hallal_Dakis@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

OP just wants to drink it. Like a whole milkshake of it.

[–] Bcp_or_pcB@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

It’s a “serious question”, don’t joke around here

[–] boozinf@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

jackin' it like Dion Waiters or vintage Antoine Walker