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Serious question, why isn’t LeBron selling his sperm? (alien.top)
submitted 10 months ago by ilikepastawparmesan@alien.top to c/nba@nba.space
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Like dead serious, bro has a once in a lifetime DNA. He should create a whole country out of it. And call it The Kingdom.

But anyone that gets pregnant from his sperm can’t have any access to LeBron’s money.

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[–] DontBanMe_IWasJoking@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

its why LeBron has no father, he was made from his own sperm

[–] kuliebop@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Ouroburon

[–] Xsy@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (6 children)

This dude really out here thinkin' about LeBron's cum.

[–] boozinf@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

jackin' it like Dion Waiters or vintage Antoine Walker

[–] fuelseph@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don’t be immature. We are having a serious adult conversation here.

So anyway are we talking IVS or is Lebron going to plow town on all these chicks in The Kingdom?

[–] No_Picture_1212@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

If we’re doing ivs then why limit it to 500? Not ambitious enough. This is the king we’re talking about here

[–] Vordeo@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

IVS, obviously. Let's be serious here. And of course the extraction method is going to be volunteer Redditors from this sub giving him handies.

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[–] Bobonenazeze@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

This is peak off season chat. What's it doing here, now?

[–] Bcp_or_pcB@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

It’s a “serious question”, don’t joke around here

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[–] BrandinPodziemski@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

And they said the stephews were bad….

[–] ColeHoops@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Better question, why isn’t the military using LeSperm to create the most unguardable army in mankind’s history?

[–] IHateYouKids@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If the MCU taught me anything the super-soldier is never black.

Hawkeye, Black Widow, Captain America, Bucky: all enhanced people's with some form of the original serum.

Black Falcon? Fly your ass around with these uzis from 1983.

War Machine? We know you're crippled but can't do nothin for ya man.Already healeda crippled Latino, so have some magic legs, Gump.

Nick Fury? Director of the Greatest spy agency in the world. Leader of Gods,, and aliens, and enhanced beings can't get none either.

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[–] skatern8r@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Well maybe they have... The troops are just now going through basic training. WW3 gonna have a wild highlight reel.

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[–] FallenLemur@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

People here aren't enlightened enough for this question. Better to ask at nbacirclejerk

[–] Elyx117@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe if you ask him nicely he'll even let you work that shaft for free. go get some boy!

[–] ConstantineMonroe@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

This reminds of when Ted Williams’ son froze his corpse to preserve his DNA. Maybe Bronny will freeze Lebron’s corpse when he dies

[–] johnny21c@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

LeCum

[–] Rico_153@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

So is there a movie / show called ‘The Kingdom’? Where people have access to another person’s memories?

[–] JabezMakaveli@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Spoken like a true die hard lebron fan

[–] SirThixcksAlot@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Nick right is that you? Probably because you’re hogging it all.

[–] Wise_Set_8752@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Because I would start putting it with my cereal

[–] JagmeetSingh2@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Nah nephew…delete this

[–] Warriorpunte@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

LeBron’s sperm + Serena’s egg= super athlete

[–] tedbawno@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

shawn kemp goat sperm donor

[–] erminiganda@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Lol bro, what makes you think LeBron wants to spread his DNA like that? He's got enough kids as it is. Plus, I highly doubt any woman would want to give up access to his cash in exchange for a possible MVP baby. You gotta use your noggin on this one fam.

[–] chavorergens@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Bruh, you think LeBron wants a whole country of his mini-mes running around? That's way too much pressure. Plus, he probably needs all that sperm for himself to keep dominating the league. Don't mess with The King's DNA game plan.

[–] c_ray25@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Interesting

[–] nordsix@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

he's worried people might use it for other purposes

[–] leosunltuf@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Dude, you really think LeBron wants to create a bunch of mini LeBrons running around? And what do you mean country? You high or something?

[–] eduvina@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

why not Wembanyama?

[–] Disastrous-Pen-7513@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

mix lebron with wembanyama

[–] Geezmanswe@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Least horny jerker

[–] kingkongkeom@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Yikes...

[–] mxgicjohnson@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Billionaire lebron james does not need a side hustle

Selling his sperm at that

[–] Educational-Stick582@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

This should be a Copy 🍝

[–] BaineOHigginsThirlby@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Well, you can't just say "but anyone who gets s pregnant can't get access to his money". There's a whole world full of legal implications that comes with this, haha.

[–] huntertongai@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't t think anybody would want a child with Bron's hairline

[–] TurnShot6202@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

LeTransplant

[–] IHateYouKids@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

His wife would kill him.

[–] closetoballing@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Thread of the year ladies and gentlemen.

[–] mistersleenkee@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

LeMister Starbuck in the Delivery Man

[–] OldPlan877@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

LeEugenics.

[–] AthKaElGal@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Him and Serena should just do an IVF and see how the baby turns out.

[–] Disastrous-Pen-7513@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

this shit can't be the product of a healthy mind

[–] am0rn@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

This post is about to be discussed on ESPN

[–] Betelgeuse1517@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Had to check the subreddit twice, make sure it's not r/nbacirclejerk

[–] irenman00@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Just ask his dad delonte if lebron refuse

[–] bershka321@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Peak Lebron and Peak Serena should have donated a sperm and egg to create a lab baby. That would have been the next advancement in the human race right there

[–] Shahars@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

*LeKingdom

[–] feelsbadmanrlysrsly@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

r/nbacirclejerk levels of discussion

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