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its why LeBron has no father, he was made from his own sperm

This dude really out here thinkin' about LeBron's cum.

And they said the stephews were bad….

Better question, why isn’t the military using LeSperm to create the most unguardable army in mankind’s history?

People here aren't enlightened enough for this question. Better to ask at nbacirclejerk

Maybe if you ask him nicely he'll even let you work that shaft for free. go get some boy!

This reminds of when Ted Williams’ son froze his corpse to preserve his DNA. Maybe Bronny will freeze Lebron’s corpse when he dies

LeCum

So is there a movie / show called ‘The Kingdom’? Where people have access to another person’s memories?

Spoken like a true die hard lebron fan

Nick right is that you? Probably because you’re hogging it all.

Because I would start putting it with my cereal

Nah nephew…delete this

LeBron’s sperm + Serena’s egg= super athlete

shawn kemp goat sperm donor

Lol bro, what makes you think LeBron wants to spread his DNA like that? He's got enough kids as it is. Plus, I highly doubt any woman would want to give up access to his cash in exchange for a possible MVP baby. You gotta use your noggin on this one fam.

Bruh, you think LeBron wants a whole country of his mini-mes running around? That's way too much pressure. Plus, he probably needs all that sperm for himself to keep dominating the league. Don't mess with The King's DNA game plan.

Interesting

he's worried people might use it for other purposes

Dude, you really think LeBron wants to create a bunch of mini LeBrons running around? And what do you mean country? You high or something?

why not Wembanyama?

Least horny jerker

Yikes...

Billionaire lebron james does not need a side hustle

Selling his sperm at that

This should be a Copy 🍝

Well, you can't just say "but anyone who gets s pregnant can't get access to his money". There's a whole world full of legal implications that comes with this, haha.

I don't t think anybody would want a child with Bron's hairline

His wife would kill him.

Thread of the year ladies and gentlemen.

LeMister Starbuck in the Delivery Man

LeEugenics.

Him and Serena should just do an IVF and see how the baby turns out.

this shit can't be the product of a healthy mind

This post is about to be discussed on ESPN

Had to check the subreddit twice, make sure it's not r/nbacirclejerk

Just ask his dad delonte if lebron refuse

Peak Lebron and Peak Serena should have donated a sperm and egg to create a lab baby. That would have been the next advancement in the human race right there

*LeKingdom

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