Well at least they knew better than to try and fly while they were that drunk, better than some airline pilots!
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WhatreYOUlookin at hic
spreads wings
WHUURRRRRGHHHHH!!
falls over
I didn't know I had so much in common with vultures
2 feet, 2 eyes, 2 drunk to fly
Surprisingly, we have a lot in common with birds. Crows can even communicate "this guy is an asshole" with their friends and start a harassment campaign against them.
Reminds me of that video where a guy wears a mask and harasses the crows so the crows end up hating the mask
Who the fuck is giving vultures booze
Likely an unattended dumpster, according to the article.
I would if I could