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I am going to bet that these pro-Hamas supporters wouldn’t last a day, but let’s give them the opportunity

Most people don't last long in death camps.

They're basically admitting it's a death camp.

Imagine claiming to support freedom while also supporting anything even remotely as ghoulish as this.

Remember folks, a protest vote against Biden just puts us one step closer to fuckery like this actually happening.

I propose a law that says any rep introducing or supporting performative, moronic legislation that wastes my tax dollars gets to have their balls kicked off. Who’s with me?

"Don't like the death camps? Well, we'll send you to death camps and see how you like them then!"

Why wouldn't they last a day in Gaza, Andy?

Why wouldn't they?

I mean, they probably know there's no chance in hell of that bill gaining traction let alone passing (for so many reasons ‡). It's all performance / pandering to their base in an election year.

The scary takeaway should be that's what the Republican base wants to hear.

‡ The fact that you can't just "deport" a citizen to a random country is the least of the things logically wrong with this bill.

Protest against genocide? Straight to genocide. Be against genocide? Believe it or not, straight to genocide.

So people who are anti-genocide should be genocided?

So when do we get to start calling these guys nazis? Cause I'm pretty sure that calling to send dissenters to camps, where a concentrated ethnic group is actively having genocide committed against them, is some nazi shit.

to do community service in Gaza for six months.

Sooooo... these geniuses are proposing to send people who are already (and justifiably) not very fond of Israel on an actual state-funded six month fact-finding mission to witness the horrors caused by Israel for themselves?

Better make sure they don't have smartphones on them... otherwise, they might just record enough Israeli war crimes to fill three TikToks.

I had to triple check this wasn't an onion article. This seems too stupid and horrible to be real.

What terrible, awful people these conservatives are.

This is so old. "If you love communism so much, move to Russia" said every right wing asshole to the boomers when they were kids a half century ago. Yawn.

What a great use of their time. Vote these chucklefucks out already.

Does that mean "any" person? So all police officers that broke the freedom of speech ammendment have to do 6 months of community service as well? And those nut jobs that attacked peaceful protest camps and clubbed students over the head?

This is a clown doing a performance. It's a bunch of hateful horseshit to feed the ever rabid base.

Wait, will that include Matt Gaetz?

Apparently, in the very clear minds of Republicans, if you got busted drinking at a college party at any point after Oct 7 2023, that's sUpPoRtInG hAmAs nOw and you deserve to be deported to Gaza.

...Guess RFK's not the only politician with brain worms

Wait, this isn’t the Onion?

Thanks for wasting even more of our tax dollars on these publicity stunts

It feels Kafkaesque. "Hello, I'm against genocide. Do I stand in line to be labeled a terrorist simp? Should I stand in the Nazi line? Just wondering what label I'll need to own."

Fucking hell, they are CARTOONISHLY evil.

I honestly thought this was the Onion. Strange timeline. Bring Harambe back.

Oh, fuck you, you posturing GOP crybabies. Also, do you clowns realize that by using a trip to Gaza as punishment, you’re acknowledging that the conditions are unfit for the citizens who live there, many of whom are innocent?

Can we get an uno reverse on this?

Any federally elected politician who does not ~~school~~ acknowledge the humanitarian crisis in Gaza and that that crisis is the direct result of actions taken by the Israeli government should also serve 6mo service in Gaza.

E: a word

Such a serious and intelligent political party. Yes, let’s give them lots of money and let them run things.

That is really messed up of the GOP.

This has to be satire.