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[–] mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What's the over-under on polonium tea vs. anti-aircraft missile?

[–] Endorkend@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago

He feels like falling to his death from a fifth floor window while having tea in his countryside garden.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 6 months ago

Grenade on the plane, Pootin likes matching pairs

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m amazed this inept fool lasted as long as he did

[–] tal@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

inept

Kofman criticized him for a number of things, including going on offensives at times when held have benefitted from being on defense.

He's not being replaced by someone with military expertise, though, so I'm not sure that that's the driving factor here.

And his own background was in disaster response. I don't know how much of the actions taken under him were, in fact, from him. Kofman had to be guessing, to a certain extent.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

He's lasted so long! Wow, it must be a record to have lived this long working for Putin.

[–] Countess425@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He's actually been around since the Soviet Union. He perfected the art of invisible paper pushing.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Ain't got nothin on Luka

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

In Britain, they compare the length of your term with how long it takes lettuce to decompose. They don't bother in Russia because it's always the lettuce.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

don't drink that tea!

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Great picture, as an aside, really sells the story

[–] NegentropicBoy@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Putin: Off you trot then.

Shoigu: #@&

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Ammo! Gerasimov! Where's the Shoigu?!

[–] slurpinderpin@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

“Transfer”