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Delta flight diverted after passenger reportedly has 'diarrhea all the way through the airplane'
(www.foxbusiness.com)
Eww fox news
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So the interesting thing with Fox News is users migrated to Newsmax when Fox leaned towards that the election wasn't rigged.
Now Newsmax is subtly putting that there is no evidence of fraud, and the users in Newsmax are getting angry 😂
Perfect “news” channel to report on shitty matters
I thought fox business was a different entity than fox news
I wonder how many news outlets has their auto correct turn "twitter" into "X, formerly known as Twitter," as a script of sorts, 'cause I see that a lot lately. :D
I wish somebody would hack these servers and modify the scripts to change it to "Xitter, pronounced shitter" instead
Just get a browser extention to do it.
That would only do it for mine
“All the way through the plane.”
That’s gonna smell like flowers!
That said… how is this news?
Even news outlets shitpost every once in a while
This is business news, and a biohazard that effected over 300 people.
This is business news
Yeah, that guys sure was doing his business.
Whenever I do business it doesn't make the news. Guess I need to eat more cheese
I sincerely doubt it was all the way.
No, it was all the way. He started in the cockpit and worked his way to the back of the plane.
I mean. probably not. that's just... what the article says. But I suspect it was "enough".
The article didn't say "enough of the way."
I've seen cases of explosive diarrhea you wouldn't believe :D
Passenger could have been being quite thorough. Filling up all the lavatories.
There's a lot more to a plane than just lavatories.
Back when i was a teenager, i was a lifeguard. One day, a mother came to the pool with 3 young children. They were playing by the stairs in the shallow end of the pool when one of the children got out & proceeded to diarrhea on the floor. Mother swiftly picked up the kid in a panic & brought him clear to the other side of the pool to grab her towel. Once she had her towel, she proceeded to continue carrying the continuously shitting child back toward the shallow end on the other side of the pool & into the locker room.
This kid left a trail of shit that entirely circled the pool + a path to the locker room (total was easily over 150 linear feet of diarrhea.)
I would know as i was the dumb teenager who was tasked with cleaning it up… it was a very grueling day.
In short, i think it is very believable that it was “all the way”…
See, that was All The Way. Nobody's provided us with a similar recounting of the events on the plane.
Fucking gigachad, the whole flight would have laughed at him if he just shit in his chair so he decided to shit down the isle and make it EVERYONE'S problem.
Ewwwww
I'd think somebody named @TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works would have seen some shit before
Lucky for me I only deal on solids... 🤠
This brings an entire new meaning to saying "had a shitty flight", for all parts involved. Including the plane!
(so many jokes waiting to be made)
read in the high pitched voice of Robin Williams
You! Cabin Lady! Tell the pilots to turn the plane around or I am going to shit all over these people! I am not kidding! I had three black bean burritos with spicy salsa and washed it down with a gallon of gin! This will not end well!
I now feel less embarrassed about vomiting on a plane one time
Were you in an air Canada flight by any chance?
lol nah it was cathay pacific
