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[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

No. Jusssst realllly happy to sssssee you!

[–] Arve@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll stick with a single trouser snake, thank you.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are specialists that can help you have that removed if you need...

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Congratulations! 👍

[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Kinda? I love mine! I call him Shirley…

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmm. I think I've heard this confucius saying before. How does it go... Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s approximately 100 too many.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On average a person has approximately .5 snake in their pants

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

More like .7 after this mfer

Folks be makin' jokes, but, sadly, animal trafficking is a real problem. Who knows what those poor snakes were going to be used for. It's tremendously sad.

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"Is that 100 snakes in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

With that many snakes in there, I feel like he was in the snakes' trousers.

Better headline: Man Caught in Snakes' Trousers!

[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

100 snakes in trousers

Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each ~~leg~~ trouser?

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

If there's 2 snakes in each legs then you only need 25 trousers.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wasn't this a scene from an Ernest movie?

[–] HeckGazer@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Alright, showoff

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

However, only one of the snakes was one-eyed.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

“Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Snake. Definitely a snake.”

“Rude!”

“Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”