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Report: General Booty to be named starting QB at Louisiana-Monroe (www.on3.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by AnActOfCreation@programming.dev to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

His parents really went with General Booty instead of Major Booty? Really?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He was promoted.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah. His parents went with Private Booty. He earned his position

[–] finley@lemm.ee 21 points 3 weeks ago

Admiral Ass inconsolable

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

General booty! salute

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago

Salooty!

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

"That's Louisiana's Ass."

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder if they're related to Matt Booty

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, you know Matt?