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You are now in charge of Russia. How do you avoid falling out a window? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 10 months ago by awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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You have all the powers that Putin currently does. Everyone feels the same way they do about you that they used to about Putin. You have his authority, for as long as you can hang on to it. You have none of his knowledge, however. The economic, military, social and political situations are the same as they now are. You are not inhabiting Putin’s body, you are just you. You’re magically transferred to the Kremlin.

How do you avoid falling out a window onto a pile of bullets your first week?

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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Nice try, Putin.

You got yourself into this mess, now you gotta figure it out for yourself.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You have none of his knowledge

Me: Hey how do I get out of this building? All these doors have key codes

Guy: Предъявите удостоверение личности, или я вас задержу.

Me: You don’t speak English?

Guy: Пойдём со мной.

Me: Hey let go of me

Me: Ow stop

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 10 months ago

"Show your ID or I'll detain you."

"Come with me."

(Apparently)

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Have someone thrown out a window on the 1st day to establish dominance