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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

(I love when I get to post these joke chains)

How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.

How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.

How can you tell there's an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.

How can you tell there's 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.

How can you tell there's 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can't quite get the door shut.

How can you tell there's 4 elephants in your fridge? -There's a mini cooper outside.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The whales one took me a second!

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well if you got it could you explain? Idk what the Severn bridge is. My phone evidently does by making it a capital letter though.

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Severn bridge goes over Severn river, which is part of the border between England and Wales. The M4 goes from London to South Wales

[–] dagodemon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What time is it when an elephant sits on your sofa? Time to buy a new sofa.

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who's missing?

The giraffe! They're still in the refrigerator.