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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon talks to their cats (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That robber said, "Actually, I don't want that smoke." And left very promptly.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

“Uhm. Meow?”

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Every time I read this it about has me crying laughing, it's perfect

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Based and dominance established. Carry on.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes please

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

[–] MacStache@programming.dev 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it. How did the cat know how to open the door?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

How would a cat even know what a knitting needle was? Yarn is not for knitting in their world.