Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
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If it's the uline jumbo rolls my work gets... Please don't.
Your asshole will thank me
Does it flake like a French pastry?
The toilet paper or his asscheeks?
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
If you don't use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I think this is the worst thing I've ever read
Your friend steals TP from work. That'd the ones that go in those big industrial dispensers
They also sell them at Sam’s club
We Canadians are still mad at Sam's club. I bought a yearly membership and a month later they shut down and refused to refund anyone. We're also mad we lost the Disney store, that place was legit a great place to find deals and stuff for the kids easily.
Whole country mad about the local businesses in your town, huh?
They must be bored as hell in Nunavut
You're one of those people that wakes up and just wants to be an asshole to everyone huh?
Having seen your comment history, you're just a pedantic fuck. Bet people love you at parties.
If a joke that slight makes you super mad, you probably shouldn't be on the internet bro.
Tissue paper in a wind tunnel.
It's really not that serious.
Single ply, extra thin, just like our corporate overlords intended it.
Thing's so top heavy he's gonna barely touch it and the whole thing will go toppling into the bathtub and instantly absorb 10x its weight in water.
Just like that, 42 cents down the drain.