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[–] TrippyHippyDan@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Un-licensed printer 🀣

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's why it'll be denied.

Edit: also money order should not be all caps, that's a different thing entirely, and he now owes double.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

InstΓΆrment for the Germans out there

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lasst mich kurz mein Handtuch in diesen Kommentarbereich werfen.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Invalid. This absolute fool forgot to put his signature in blood.

I wish more sovcits believed that signatures were only valid if signed in blood. At least that would add a touch of creativity to their batshit beliefs.

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I don’t get it. What are they trying to achieve here? I sadly don’t speak fluent Nutjob.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They believe every american at birth is given a secret bank account tied to their social security number worth millions of dollars and this is how you "authorize" someone to draw funds from that account. It gets even better when you ask why would the government create secret bank accounts for people: it's because the government sells babies to cover its debts since they ran out of gold.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why don't they just withdraw the funds from their own account πŸ€”

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I usually need to be way more stoned to connect the dots but I'll give it a shot. They are a living breathing flesh and blood person. The money is in an account for the estate "of the same name". One of them is the ALL CAPS name and the other is the First Letter Caps name. The person for some reason can't access the account, but other corporations are allowed because... yeah I need way more drugs to finish that. But that's roughly the idea... I think?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only corporations can deal with the corporation that is the US government.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So for the cost of incorporation they could have access to all those millions of dollars too?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

They think if they "endorse" bills this way that it's a payment.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

a lΓ‘ Peanut-Butter Sandwiches!

poof

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The SovCit equivalent of "no u."

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's an IOU! It's better than money. This one $200,000 for a Lamborghini. Might want to hold onto that one.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Spoiler, it did not.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Enjoy your car for three more days.