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Cheating alleged after men’s world conker champion found with steel chestnut (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 25 points 1 month ago

Conker’s bad ferrous day

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

https://youtu.be/q8CYrM9xkUc

Crazy stuff

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

That’s the most British shit ever

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's nuts!

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cracker of a sport

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Call me in-deciduous, but I can't tell if I'm entertained or nut. Maybe I'm just being a whiny little beech...

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I knew it!

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Leprechaun Trump just can't stop cheating

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Thats what Trump looks like without the makeup!

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Back in my day we just used nail polish