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[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Suckers. People point and laugh at me for free.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do you have functioning eyes?

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[–] BreakStopReturn@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago
[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

"I don't agree with Musk politically, but I just gave him 50k by buying an overpriced vehicle, why do people hate me?"

[–] aniki@lemmings.world 8 points 2 months ago

I've been flashing the loser "L" at them since the first time I saw one.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Because the front face of the car looks like it's exasperated by itself.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Fascism mobile

[–] Fredy1422@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

you cant pick up chicks in a cyber truck

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

boondoggle /boo͞n′dô″gəl, -dŏg″əl/ noun

An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity.

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