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We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.

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We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.

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Can everyone please pull back on the Despair of the Day, bottle it up tightly inside and just…shitpost, shitmeme or shitcomment while you’re here. That’s the tottering crayon tower on which NCD was built. This is not the place for discussing politics seriously or going through the seven stages of anything. Thank you.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Question: what if the goofiest most fucked up concepts accidentally align with the dark reality we live in?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Time for memes about the pending US invasion of Mexico

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pfft that would never hap...

Orange filter covers my vision

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

my pico is de gallo'd

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Time for memes about the pending US invasion of Poland.

[–] send_me_your_ink@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No one ever invades Poland. Ever.

Poland is a legal fiction invented by Russians, Germans, Poles and Lithuanians to disguise the true and righteous destiny of East Dakota.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If they have any sense they'll do Cuba first. It's just way too easy a win for a fascistoid government that's willing to actually deploy and likes red baiting.

I'm not even clear what the guerilla situation would look like in the post-Fidel era.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am so incredibly sick of hearing about US politics, so thank you for posting this.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

I'm glad Trump is putting a stop to US elections so I can finally stop hearing about them

[–] WastingCommentSpace@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dont worry were coming for you next. Your country is the next one to be colonized.. And then youll never hear about politics again because if you even say the word youll probably get shot. First america colonizes american brains. Next. The world. And the worlds brains. You had no choice. If you try to end your life we will reanimate your corpse for our very american zombie army. because we are colonizing death too.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

Non credible rules, fuck you

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

You're my hamdinger and you're bold.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Push the button, Frank.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some people include shock and testing as stages.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Shock my testes?

Am I shitposting right?

[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I think so?

[–] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Rule nr 5 is kiinda bad, not a fan of that one. Everything is political, hell the rule "no politics" is a political statement

I think I get why, but then the seriousposting or like "no starting a flamewar" rules might be more applicable

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Especially when military topics are political by nature

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry you don't like it. There are plenty of other communities out there or you can cultivate a new sublemmy in your own instance. Have fun.

[–] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's just constructive critisism 😅

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's also a legitimate question: what constitutes politics in the eyes of the moderators? That question cannot be answered without bringing one's own politics into the discussion. Is queer people existing political? Bigots would claim so. Besides, war is just politics though violent means, and satire should also always be political. So being strict on the "no politics" rule is next to impossible, and selective enforcement is often worse than none at all.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Super, see above for my previous response in this thread.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think both @Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone and me very much care about this community and about how to improve it. Since this is a meta post by a mod, talking about the rules, I thought it's the best place to talk about what we think about certain aspects of the rules, and how they could be abused. This is not an attempt to start up drama or to denigrate any work done by moderators, but an attempt at conversation.

I'm not a fan that that is met with the suggestion to go somewhere else and create a new community. People have grown attached to this community, and I don't think anyone wins in this kind of all or nothing stance.

My apologies if a conversation about rules and their interpretation is not wanted here, but is there any other place to talk about meta topics like this?

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see your point and it's well put. I assumed you were just trying to re-stir up drama between blahaj and NCD from last week. I should not have assumed that and you had nothing to do with that. I apologize for that and for my curt tone.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks for the reply! I missed most of the drama, but yes, it was a mess and I can see why you'd jump to conclusions. I still think that rule 5 should either be removed/reworded or at least supplemented by some guidelines as to what constitutes 'politics', but I realize now this is neither the time nor the place to discuss that with the nuance it deserves. For now, I'm content with some very non-credible coping strategies for all the clusterfucks happening in the world. Thanks for the work you're doing for the community c:

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

You're welcome. That is kind of you to say.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yall can talk about meta topics in the matrix chat, rules are more lax there. But I should tell you Rule 5 isn't going anywhere regardless.

[–] exothermic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That moment when you actually look at a communities feed and realize every post in it is political in nature.

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If on the mobile app is there a way to check the sidebar rules?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sync has an "About" tab when you're in the main community.

Should be something similar for other apps.

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I can't find anything similar on Jebora. Honestly probably time to switch.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Question: what do you mean illegal in Canada? AFAIK the only extra laws here are already covered by rule 4.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

The sh.itjust.works instance is founded on the work of dedicated volunteers based in Canada. SJW admins like @InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works might be better be able to answer your question. Our sublemmy is a guest in their house, in a sense, so we follow their rules.