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[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] josefo@leminal.space 1 points 6 hours ago

I want a mix of the two, satire and real life, and you can't tell them apart. Basically merging TheOnion and NotTheOnion.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago
[–] ProteanG6777@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Might as well call it Notheonion

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Not He Onion? Or No The Onion?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 21 hours ago

"The Onion?"

"No. The Onion."

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 103 points 1 day ago (2 children)

TheOnion should buy Infowars.com and start posting real news.

[–] muyessir@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] kaito@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Mad Lads! Amazing!!

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

With attitude and public shaming!

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Reminds me of /r/animetitties from the Reddit days.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

not as good as it used to be, still the best news sub on that shit site.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

what was the story with that?

[–] Dashi@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I don't recall exactly but this is the gist that I remember from a /r/subredditdrama post I read over a year ago

"Real news" sub reddits let porn, nsfw content, onlyfans and whatnot on them because they were not actively or thoroughly moderated. Some users were upset,To emphasize their point started posting nsfw anime pictures.

Someone decided they had enough and broke off into their own sub reddit that has actual news and it was called /r/animetitties or something.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

ah okay thanks for explaining. sounds like it might have also been similar to the r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts thing.

[–] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget the classic r/Superbowl. Greatest sub reddit scoop in the history of Reddit.

[–] MrKaplan@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

!superbowl@lemmy.world

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 22 hours ago

I think trees was just weed users got there first

[–] Loce@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Even in the current form it's more substantial than the fox news.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Astronaut, gun, Astronaut

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Most "real" news outlets too.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Welcome to 2016.

. . . Wait

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Harambe was keeping us from the brink of annihilation

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] pezhore@infosec.pub 7 points 1 day ago

And Prince. Two god aliens that kept reality sane.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

He was this timeline's Anchor Being. Now we're doomed.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 1 points 1 day ago

There was a chance to not go this way!

[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They should have a section "not the onion"

[–] aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

While I like this I fear it’s too costly. Good journalism is pricey. And good comedy is pricey. I don’t know how well those two fields overlap. But I know I’ve seen good combos with Jon Stewart and Jon Oliver. So it’s for sure a possibility. I’d pay the onion for real news tbh.

[–] Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Maybe it can only done by Jon's.

[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Both have a place and they both as important as the other

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

They really could start publishing real news stories and no one would know the difference

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Since people are saying that reality is becoming ridiculous, there should be a newspaper that says believable fake things like "people are treating climate change seriously" or "everyone is wearing masks and quarantining after covid-19 pandemic"

[–] beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

"Republicans voters appalled lawmakers wants to hurt immigrants more than help American families"

"Elon Musk announces he is joining Bill Gates and many other billionaires in pledging to give away 90% of their wealth in their lifetimes"

"McDonald's joins a growing movement among companies to prioritize employee happiness and wellness as a means to increase productivity"

"Citizens in both Russia and the United States are calling Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump's upcoming golf fundraiser World War III"

I feel like a news site from an alternative timeline where people aren't dicks to each other would be amazing!

[–] patacon_pisao@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

We really do live in the shittiest timeline if “normal” news seems so fake now

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

They kinda did, but it was an accident.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They could call it the nonion

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

"This is nonion your business!"

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

There should be a game that lets people guess if a news story is an Onion article or not.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If they did, and no one could tell the difference.