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It had a kaleidoscope

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, how about...

The first submarines didn't have a periscope. They just had a porthole in the front so you could see if you were going to hit anything. It was called the collide-o-scope.

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Thank you for explaining this.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Instead of periscope, it had a collide o scope…

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Maybe I should have posted the whole joke.

“I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””

— Steven Wright

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

It's a a Steven Write joke.