Maybe I should have posted the whole joke.
“I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””
— Steven Wright
Maybe I should have posted the whole joke.
“I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””
— Steven Wright
It's a a Steven Write joke.
He was going to use the money to buy more picnic baskets.
Wow, that's a crazy schedule
Jinjer is so good 🤘
I like to pay extra for a good ice cream that has just natural ingredients in it and not a bunch of chemicals.
That's why when I got dentures I picked a few shades darker than stark white. We Americans just have some obsession with bright white teeth. I think they look phony.
Dogs of war and men of hate.
With no cause, we don’t discriminate.
Discovery is to be disowned.
Our currency is flesh and bone.
Hell opened up and put on sale.
Gather round and haggle.
For hard cash, we will lie and deceive.
Even our Masters don’t know the webs we weave.
Well, that's sad. Corporations have taken over our lives.
Wow, that's crazy
Just asking a question for the fun of it. I don't get a lot of social conversation.
Appropriately named