Kintarian

Can we lay off the CEO first? He’s pretty useless.

And promptly ignore all your key words and try to sell you a smart toaster instead

I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

Science has discovered that saliva causes stomach cancer but only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.

--George Carlin

Hang on Ploopy, Ploopy hang on!

George

Every time I go to fact check this stuff because it has to be a joke it turns out to be true. I think I must be in the upside down.

It absolutely astounds me that all the idiots currently running America went to Ivy League schools and have degrees. I thought for sure they all went to clown college. What exactly to they teach at Harvard and Vasser?

Morality is often subjective. In some places it’s immoral for women to show skin or drive a car.

Yeah, sometimes I just can’t get my brain to shut up. Might be time for a detox. Or whiskey. Or a whiskey detox.

I keep getting Tilt

I try to shut off my phone, then my brain starts worrying if some crazy shit is about to happen and I want time to run so here I am scrolling again.