Kintarian

joined 2 months ago
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Appropriately named

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Maybe I should have posted the whole joke.

“I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””

— Steven Wright

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

It's a a Steven Write joke.

 

A pouch potato

 

It had a kaleidoscope

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

He was going to use the money to buy more picnic baskets.

 

A lighthouse

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Wow, that's a crazy schedule

 

It’s impossible to put down

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Jinjer is so good 🤘

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I like to pay extra for a good ice cream that has just natural ingredients in it and not a bunch of chemicals.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

That's why when I got dentures I picked a few shades darker than stark white. We Americans just have some obsession with bright white teeth. I think they look phony.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Dogs of war and men of hate. With no cause, we don’t discriminate. Discovery is to be disowned. Our currency is flesh and bone.
Hell opened up and put on sale. Gather round and haggle. For hard cash, we will lie and deceive. Even our Masters don’t know the webs we weave.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Well, that's sad. Corporations have taken over our lives.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Wow, that's crazy

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Just asking a question for the fun of it. I don't get a lot of social conversation.

 

I get a quarter pounder with cheese, fries and a drink. It costs almost $15. I can go to a cafe where I'm waited on and served decent food for $20.

 

but then it grew on me.

 

But it never took off

 

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

 

The evening mews.

 

Fsh

 

… and American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?

European.

 

For instance I tried to update my prime video, and Amazon tells me I have to go to the website to manage my subscriptions. So I try to go to amazon.com and Firefox, and it opens the app instead of the website. So how do I get to the website so I can manage my subscriptions?

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