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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We reject your attempt to avoid this debt.

Such a strong sentence, they put it in twice!

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

You would think...but they failed to reject it three times thus nullifying their defense.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

That's the counterspell

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

He's using the wrong spell. He should write a letter containing "Cashus multiplicatum !" Written in 45° with green ink using the feather of a great eagle.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What if you only have a lesser eagle?

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 2 points 1 day ago

A Pheasant?

[–] JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

Then use blue ink. Amateur.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This guy knows what the customer is trying to do and he loves it. He's ready for another good laugh.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was thinking the person who had to write this was ticked off because they had to write a custom letter to address the forms sspecifically. On the other hand maybe they get a lot of these and now they have a generic response prepared.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Nah. I know a sme/manager having fun reply when I see it. If they need to reply agian it'll be the generic shutdown letter.

[–] astrsk@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago

It sucks because when they respond like this, they just give more fire to the flame of these idiots who think that by acknowledging the receipt of ‘coupons’ or other magic spells, that somehow it’s valid but willfully rejected and that they have standing on principle, legally speaking. It’s lose-lose for the people who have to deal with them even though the business will have ample evidence to go after the money in court later. I just hate that regular people have to waste time with this.

[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

My life would have been totally different if I saw this letter in junior high and realized Corporate Specialist sounds like the most fun job ever