Don't stop at Republicans! Do Democrats and Independents, and every other party who have and are serving!
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
503 points (99.6% liked)
Not The Onion
12321 readers
1456 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Deal
Edit: no takebacks
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
The amount of cognitive dissonance I got from reading something MTG said that I actually agree with was nuts
Her arrival at the correct answer was done through a series of mental lapses, poor judgements and terrible ideas that plopped her exactly where she should be. Like watching an episode of Mr Magoo.
I feel you. I have this new super bitch of a boss, but she wore cute pants one day in September and it left me conflicted. I'm still pissed off about it.
As in the pants were cute or she was cute in them cuz it's completely okay to like a pair of pants and not enjoy the person who's in them.
Once a pants is associated with a bad ass you might struggle to separate the art from the artist.
The pants were cute. I hate her so much i can't see anything attractive about her.
Them pants tho
load more comments
(1 replies)
Bruh I literally just told my husband "Fuck MTG for saying something that makes me agree with MTG!" due to this story.
Ill recover if Congress actually takes her up on it though.
load more comments
(1 replies)
load more comments
(2 replies)
Best idea she's ever had
Something something broken clock
It's more like she's so fucking stupid and petty that she doesn't realize how it'll hurt her party.
Her party elected a convicted felon, rapist, traitor, insurrectionist. Do you really think it matters?
She's creating strife when no one else in the party wants it. That does matter. Thier entire platform is Loyalty, and she's breaking rank.
Will it matter? Who knows. They're all assholes, it could go either way.
load more comments
(1 replies)
She's trying to extort her fellow Republicans into not releasing the report, not realizing that the public is saying, "HELL YEAH!" at the suggestion. What's sad is it might actually work, and they won't release anything.
Y'all are missing the implication of this. These comments think it's the public she's talking to here. She's talking to other Congress people with skeletons in their closets.
Tulsi Gabbard also released a statement:
You love to see someone arrive at the correct answer through ignorant spite. Wow.
- Germany, 1933
makes popcorn
What? Can't a man just make popcorn without it IMMEDIATELY being assumed to be a statement reflecting the imminent surge of corrupt behavior all coming to light across the entire GOP side due to MTG's own suggestion?
Are you saying I'm only making popcorn because I will treat this as an entertaining movie watching the cockroaches skuttle?
..........I mean, you're right, but daaaaamn. Why you gotta out me like that?
Did she stumble into a coherent thought?
She is just as gross and opportunist. They will find the one example that isn't one of theirs and use it for the next 20 years. I'm all for it just never trust the snake.
Even the stupidest person on earth gets one right every once in a while.
I... agree... with MTG?
Maybe this is a sarcastic suggestion that won't see any progress beyond showmanship. There is no low too low for the Republican party, but i wonder if there is integer underflow for situations like this.
Let all Ethics Reports be released? Then how about:
Forgive student debts to own the libs?
Shutdown fossil fuel extraction because they power space lasers?
Get rid of the lotteries and stupid stuff, end illegal immigration by making all immigration de facto legal?
load more comments
(1 replies)