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"It is a good life we lead, brother."
"The best. May it never change."
"And may it never change us."
Assassin's Creed 2 still has the best intro of all time, fight me.
- Your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?
Same game, when you made the Guild Master drunk:
- I never forget faces, but in your case I'll make an exception hic
Paraphrasing there, don't remember the exact quote.
- It's dangerous to go alone, take this
We need wood!
Stronghold Crusader
Man...
Front...
Two hundred metres.
Six.
Is down.
Arma (or Flashpoint before it). Although it's gotten slightly better in that regard, I think. Haven't run it in quite some time. It's still probably the best there is for milsims though.
Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju.
Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped... in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is it a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle... and wonder if we'll have the chance to kill him.
"This is Pequod. Arriving shortly at LZ"
"Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."
-Gheed, Diablo 2.
My lord? Yes? My lord? Yes? Let's get digging! Whoa! What now?
- Hidden song made from sound effects in Lords of the Realm II
In the same vein
"Wha-wha wha-wha what do you want? Wha-wha wha-wha what do you want? Why do you keep touching me?
Daah buu daah buu"
The song from warcraft 1 or 2 or something.
I like when computer games used to have a hidden song. Especially when they made it so those songs would play if you put them in a cd player.
It also used to be a thing that some games would just have their sound track play if you put the disc in a cd player. An upside was that the music was all written to the first part of the disc, and the game data was written to the outer rings where it could be read faster on most drives for shorter install times.
"I've got a plan."
You're here because you wanted to feel like something your not. A hero.
28 STAB WOUNDS
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU’VE DESTROYED THE VILE RED FALCON AND SAVED THE UNIVERSE.
CONSIDER YOURSELF A HERO.
I still get a feeling of pride reading those words. Even more when I didn't use the Konami code.
I only pulled it off with three lives once. It was an endeavor.
Contra and Mario were games I had mastered. Contra I could do reliably with 3 lives. When I was in grade 2 I remember starting up Super Mario 1 and selecting 2 players because my friend was over. Beat the game without giving him a chance. The game didn't even switch to Luigi after saving the princess.
“An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.”
It's all in the numbers. Number one, that's terror.
Death was in the air at Roscoe Street
Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces."
The voiceless effigy creates bodies in their waves but does not notice the shore. Is our melody not beautiful? - Satisfactory
"This train doesn't belong to you. So why don't you turn around and face me, pumpkin?"
Pierce: "This train was commandeered legally under the---"
"Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin' face?!"
"Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don't even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I'll let all of you go right now."
-Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)
"When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boy-o"
Still sane exile?
- path of exile
"What can change the nature of a man?"
- Ravel, Planescape: Torment
"That was left-handed!"